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02. Akira The Don’s Drinking Song

Akira The Don

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Well, I used to drink a lot, a terrible amount/ I lost count/ of how
many times/ I would find myself/ in a skip/ covered in sick/ at six in
the morning/ boring/ wandering around like a tramp/ damp/ stank also/
cuts and bruises on my torso/ sort of like that fella out The Ginger
Man, but more so/ although I couldn't afford it/ pissed as a lord/
it's far from glamorous/ especially when you're amorous/ ain't nothing
quite as narcissistic as non committal tipple aided nipple invading
flashbacks - that's wack - cowering in guilt/ being devoured your
quilt/ plus you and her need to dress/ and take stock of the mess/
things look less orange in the daylight/ make light of the situation/
engage her in conversation/  while pondering the relative merits of
your efforts at oblique penetration…
It's a drinking song!
It's a drinking song!
And I you don't like drinking you can sing along
And if you DO like drinking, well it can't be wrong
Everybody loves a drinking song.
It's like, let's keep boozing, oozing toxins/ 'till we find something
to sink our cocks in/ "you lookin' at me drink?" / we'll get to
boxing/ foxing cops with rocks and wrestling/ contesting/ "over
what?"/ over bonnets, the pavement, singing sonnets in the middle of
the road/ vomit in the middle of the road
VOMIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!
Go home, take a piddle in the middle of your abode, on the carpet/
next day feel like you carked it/ eroded your best brain node/ and
there's take away on thee/ like Morton Harket/ went and got a bike and
parked it/ right in the middle of your brain/ that shit's lame/ pain/
plus you're skinted/ you booze you lose and yo I wanna me minted…
It's a drinking song!
It's a drinking song!
And I you don't like drinking you can singing along
And if you DO like drinking, well it can't be wrong
Everybody loves a drinking song.
I worked out I was pending over half my annual income on intoxicants/
so I done stopped at once/ haven't had a drop since June/ mostly I
smoke weed and write tunes/ up in this room/ and that don't mean I
won't drink soon/ maybe I will... if someone can pay me the bill/ 'cos
while the health and the monetary benefits are great/ pissed up people
don't relate/ to me/ and I live in this country/ getting lashed with
the lads is fun, see/ I'm not down on boozers/ I'm down on booze
abusers/ like I said… See the English need the stuff to socialise, to
interact/ which might sound wack, but that's what's on, without booze
most of youse wouldn't have ever been born…
It's a drinking song!
It's a drinking song!
And I you don't like drinking you can sing along
And if you DO like drinking, well it can't be wrong
Everybody loves a drinking song.
ONE MORE TIME!
It's a drinking song!
It's a drinking song!
And I you don't like drinking you can sing along
And if you DO like drinking, well it can't be wrong
Everybody loves a drinking song………………………………………………….
Yes they do.

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