Ben Affleck is gonna be playing fucking BATMAN?!?!?! Are you SHITTING ME? Is this APRIL FIRST? Did we fall down a fucking WORMHOLE?
I am shocked, stunned, and ashamed to be human. And luckily my discovery of this wholly foul and ruinous event was captured on film for the benefit of mankind. Enjoy. The video of me finding out about Ben Affleck playing Batman, that is, obviously the movie itself is gonna fucking suck a black hole out of thin air and take us all down with it.
Oh, and don’t give me any of this, “he’s better than he was in Darevdevil now, he’s matured, he won an Oscar” bullshit. He got an Oscar for his involvement in a CIA Let’s-Invade-Iran propaganda flick. Of course those assholes are gonna reward his lame ass. Fuckouttahere with that drooling bullshit.
In other good news, Coppercab is doing a “rap song” about “stopping the violence and the hatred”. This is gonna shred. Oh, and he’s got a girlfriendm, so he’s “happy now,” and “nobody says shit” to him anymore at school. High five!
— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, September 21st, 2010