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By Akira The Don on Wednesday, October 30th, 2013

“Don’t tell a muh tell a oh tee one yuh know’s true that I fucked your mum
on a dip in a bush man up the fanny cos I swear down blood there’s a bus and it’s a TRANNY!”

At least that’s what it sounded like he said. I think most of it is right, if anyone can work out the bits I’m missing please let me know.

Rah though. This kid’s ten and he’s basically saying the same shit I was when I was 19. He’s better than I was too. He’s evidently very clever, I hope his teachers are nurturing that blatant gift he has for creative linguistics (YEAH RITE). I see a bright future for him, unless THE SYSTEM takes him down first.

That big one’s super funny, I used to know a dude like him called Tom in Beaumaris back in the day, kinda mentally retarded older dude who hung out with kids half his age, the kind of company in which he felt like a king.

Anyway. Been saying this for ages, but NORTH GOT NEXT!

Via the mighty Grime Report.

SMITHY BOY

 

— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, October 30th, 2013

By Akira The Don on Wednesday, October 23rd, 2013

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TUNE IS BANGALANGARAMA SON! HOOK IS ON POINT LIKE KNIFEHANDLE! SPELLING OF “I’TS” IS SOME NEXT WAVE! BIG UP MAN LIKE RICHARD KYLEA COWIE! PLASE SAWP OUT GUDDA VERSE FOR WYLIE VERSE! SAFE!

Track stats went Wylie > Cam > Prop, Jr > The Spelling Of “I’ts”, > Gudda

— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, October 23rd, 2013

By Akira The Don on Wednesday, October 16th, 2013

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Good job those Romans invented Christianity so they could force feudalism down our throats, Praise Jesus. From Disinfo:

The Mason family purchased an abandoned orchard and moved out of public housing. Their self-sustaining lifestyle has baffled local authorities however, who have ordered them to give up their property or face jail time. This Is Devon writes:

A family living an “off-grid” lifestyle say they face prison unless they move from their own land in Willand and return to a [regular] existence. Stig and Dinah Mason bought Muxbeare Orchard after a sudden windfall allowed them to quit their impoverished lives on a Hertfordshire council estate two years ago.

The Masons have transformed what they described as a derelict four-acre plot into a haven of self-sufficiency boasting a 400 sq m allotment, a polytunnel and greenhouses to grow fruit and vegetables, chickens for egg production and an orchard they have regenerated by planting around 14 new apple trees of various species. Dinah was bequeathed money from the sudden death of her aunt and £47,000 was spent on the land to create the smallholding where wood burners and solar panels provide their energy needs.

The couple, who have two boys, aged eight and nine, say because they moved onto the site in order to work the land, Mid Devon District Council is turfing them off as officers do not consider them to be conserving an agricultural area.

Dinah’s income currently provides the family with everything they need which they cannot grow themselves but is unlikely to stretch to cover kennelling costs for their dog, Moo.

They say they currently receive no state hand-outs but by giving up their “off grid” way of life, they fear they will end up in a council house, claiming housing and council tax benefits, as well as seeking grants to help pay for high utility bills.

Anne Wallington, whose family has had an interest in the village for 44 years, wrote to the council in support of the Masons by praising their hard work in reclaiming what was “rapidly becoming derelict land.” David Thompson, who also lives in the village, said “they are trying to live up to the Government’s pledge to take better care of the environment and this is the last orchard in the vicinity of Willand.”

John Clarke, planning enforcement officer, said: “To get planning permission to move onto agricultural land, you have to prove first there is a need for someone to live there, for example, to tend livestock and look after crops, and second, that the enterprise can provide living income for at least one worker.

— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, October 16th, 2013

By Akira The Don on Wednesday, October 16th, 2013

“You have the emergence in human society of this thing that’s called
The State. What is the State? The State is this organized bureaucracy
It is the police department. It is the Army, the Navy. It is the prison
System, the courts, and what have you. This is the State; it is a repressive
Organization. But the state and gee well, you know, you’ve got to have the
Police because if there were no police, look at what you’d be doing to
Yourselves — you’d be killing each other if there were no police! But the
Reality is the police become necessary in human society only at that junction
In human society where it is split between those who have and those who ain’t got…”

Dude this is emotional.

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— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, October 16th, 2013

By Akira The Don on Tuesday, October 15th, 2013

Screen Shot 2013-10-15 at 21.13.24Shout out Jamie, this is fucking awesome. And shout out Ben Official for hipping man to the ting, i missed it dropping cos I was in LA riding that WAVE.

#SEIOUS #BASE

 

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, October 15th, 2013

By Akira The Don on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013

“Time to grind motherfuckers.”

MY G.

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— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013