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By Akira The Don on Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

More classicness from the tragically defunct Big Ghostface Blog. I swear to you I had tears in my eyes halfway through this shit:

Ayo whattup internet niggas its ya big homie Ghostface aka Theodore Deini the Wallabee Champ. Ayo I just seen this video wit that nigga Drake talkin foul bout his elders n shit. Nigga be splashin his cologne on niggas nahmean. Nigga tryna rub his cologne on niggas n keep his ass in the picture namsayin. He like that nigga in the backseat of the car pokin his head between the front seats tryna stay in the conversation wit front seat niggas nahmeans. Ayo the niggas Jay n Kanye be front seat niggas. Niggas got seat warmers n shit. Niggas can change the station on the car stereo n shit namsayin. The nigga Drake be tryna play wit the knobs on the stereo nahmeans. The nigga can’t adjust the heat controls n shit cos he a backseat nigga namsayin. Nigga you look out the side windows nahmeans. You aint built for windshield views n shit. Niggas like Drake aint built for the front seat. Nigga in the back with the child locks n shit. You aint no airbag havin nigga Drake. You need niggas permissions n shit to crack ya windows nahmeans. Niggas need to open ya doors nigga. Muthafuckas in the front seats open they own doors nahmean. Front seat niggas got legroom nahmean. Niggas push back they seats n take ya legroom nahmean. Ayo Drake niggas is takin ya legroom if they see ya ass. Ya backseat ass nigga. Ayo before I even go on wit that why the fuck this nigga always be gruntin when he say that nigga Wayne name n shit? Nigga be droppin his little anecdotes n shit n the muthafuckin stories always be some shit where the nigga gotta start gruntin n groanin bout that nigga nahmeans. Nigga talkin bout how the other nigga be makin the muthafucka nervous n shit. Ayo when niggas was makin joints like Protect Ya Neck n Reunited n shit niggas wasn’t in the studio gruntin n makin fuck faces over the other niggas darts n shit. Niggas wasn’t lookin at other niggas in the studio like ayo god ya makin a muthafucka weak in the knees wit that shit namsayin. Wasn’t no niggas talkin bout how they gettin all tingly n shit when a nigga spit his darts. Ayo we aint no homophobe niggas but straight up if the nigga U-God say to the god ayo Tony ya makin me nervous n shit I would had gone n smacked that nigga in his throat n shit. I’da put the stallions on that nigga. Nigga would had gotten thrown through five walls n come out of a room 3 doors away from where he was n shit namsayin. Only two reasons why niggas be makin other niggas nervous n that shit either cos the nigga wearin a wire or he a homo nigga. Word bond.

EDIT: The Blog’s back! YESSSS!

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

By Akira The Don on Saturday, December 18th, 2010

Oh my days, Charles Hamilton is officially the most gangster dude in all of hip-hop as of RIGHT NOW. According to Rap Radar, Chuck was arrested last week in Ohio… “he allegedly was causing a disturbance at various bars. When he was confronted by a cop, he punched the officer in the face. Apparently he’s still in custody with bail set at $25,000. Below is the case information.”

SWAG. I wonder if this’ll catch on?

— By Akira The Don on Saturday, December 18th, 2010

By Akira The Don on Saturday, December 4th, 2010

What’s that supposed to be anyway, snow-ET?

— By Akira The Don on Saturday, December 4th, 2010

By Akira The Don on Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

It’s Akira The Don Dot Cute! And today, following yesterday’s smash hit post,  Adorable Baby Sloths At Sloth Orphanage!, today we are proud to present:

Kitten In A Tiny Hat!

GETTING SLAPPED SILLY!

OH MY GOSH!

Props to the Double DDs.

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Man, that’s been a long time coming.

BIFF!

IN YOUR FACE, cartoon Akira The Don!

Where we go from here is anyone’s guess. Will there be revenge? Weapons?Wrasslin’?

I gotta say, having a schedule is a rewarding thing. Who’d a thunk I could get a comic strip out three days in a row and do a Doncast and do crazy awesome stuff for ATD20?

— Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Man, that’s been a long time coming.

BIFF!

IN YOUR FACE, cartoon Akira The Don!

Where we go from here is anyone’s guess. Will there be revenge? Weapons? Wrasslin’?

I gotta say, having a schedule is a rewarding thing. Who’d a thunk I could get a comic strip out three days in a row and do a Doncast and do crazy awesome stuff for ATD20?

Speaking of which, those of you who tuned in earlier for the first live Doncast heard some of the stuff I’ve ben working on for next Friday’s magnum opus. SHIT IS GONNA SLAY! I’m really looking forward to next Wednesday now too. Now I’ve got the mike level sorted. And SAM’s been throwing up loads of awesome music I can’t wait to play for you.

Rah though, I have been having the best time. I’ve been letting the aforementioned SAM Broadcaster play random songs off of my harddrive, something I haven’t done for years. For the longest time, I’ve been on podcasts and albums. I forgot the joy of My Harddrive On Random. OH WHAT JOY! Sean Price! GLC! Neil Diamond! Howard Jones! Meatloaf! Living Colour! Babybird! Val Doonican! Roxy Music! MC5! Tori Amos! Etc! Etc! ETC!

Woah! That’s Why I Go To Extremes just came on!

I love this song!

I am going to have to up it for you. It is so awesome.

*does the thing

Right, here you go!

WHOOO!

SO GREAT!

OK, back to work. I got a website to fix.Hit me with any ideas you have for next week’s Doncast in the comments.

PAX!

— Thursday, January 21st, 2010