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The news is basically Brass Eye these days. Huffington Post reports:
The popular and Grammy award-winning band Kings of Leon were forced to end a concert in St. Louis last night after playing just three songs because a pigeon pooped into bassist Jared Followill’s mouth, the New York Post reports.
A spokesman for the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater told the crowd the show would not be able continue due to fears for the band’s safety.
Drummer Nathan Followill apologized to fans on Twitter:
“So sorry St. Louis. We had to bail,” he wrote, explaining that the show was stopped because a pigeon had defecated in Jared Followill’s mouth. “Too unsanitary to continue,” he added.
Concert goers have been a offered a full refund.
That Christian SkyGod is a funny motherfucker.