GOOD NEWS GUYS! PEDO-WHISPERING SOCIETY DENIER “MARGARET THATCHER” DIED! WOOO!

Swear down I have never in my life done an involentary Homer Simpson “woo hoo” upon hearing the hews of the death of a human before. ACTUALLY HAVE LOOK AT THIS THING, DOES IT LOOK “HUMAN” TO YOU?

Right. So let’s all stop this politically correct, “ooh, it’s sad when any person dies” crap. THAT WAS NOT A PERSON. THAT WAS THE EMBODIMENT OF ALL THAT IS FOUL AND ROTTING AND EVIL IN THIS WORLD.  That creature spent its Christmases with “Sir” Jimmy fucking Savile, what else do you need to know?

One less reptile suckfish spoiling our air with their stink. To that, I shall drink.

Times like this I am even gladder than usual that I don’t watch TV or read “newspapers”, I shudder with horror at the thought of the despicable lying fuckery that’s going on via those channels right now.

Rah though, Liverpool is gonna be TURNT THE FUCK UP tonight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Cmzvt549Y

Anyway, apologies for the quietness round this way the past week. I packed the girl and the little boy off to Nana’s for the week and WROTE NUMBER ONE HITS for my third album. Ten songs, six of which on replay gave me involuntary screwface, and at least three of which are WORLD WIDE NUMBER ONE SMASH HITS. So a pretty good week’s work. Now I have ten days till I fly out to Cali in which to prepare for PHASE3…

Remember Cali, and pass it on! ATD plays San Francisco’s Isotope Comics Lunge on 420! PARIL 20th! FREE SHOW GONNA BE AMAZING! I WILL PLAY SOME OF THOSE NUMBER ONES!

In other gig news, it is my great honour to be opening up Art Brut’s 10th Anniversary show at The Scala in London on May 29th. It is going to be a wonderful celebration, and I hope you have the wits about you to get your tickets quick before they are EXTINCT, like that rotten creature up top.

JOY TO THE FUTURE!

— Monday, April 8th, 2013

Rolf Harris was first questioned as part of Operation Yewtree last November . Curiously “the news” chose not to report on it, despite there being no legal reason not to.

I was reminded of a queer incident from 12 years ago, when I was writing for PlayLouder (RIP). A press officer friend of mine had told me about an old acquaintance of his who said he’d burgled Rolf Harris’ house and found a box of child porn. I included this anecdote, along with another about The Chuckle Brothers fondling each others’ balls beneath a cafe table, in my weekly column. Not long after the article went live (and remember this was before Google alerts) we were contacted by Rolf’s lawyers who threatened to go nuclear and destroy us unless we took it down immediately.

I was rapped on the knuckles, and the article was deaded. The Chuckle Brothers never got in touch.

From Bleeding Cool:

The Australian cartoonist Rolf Harris, who became one of Britain’s best known entertainers, has been reportedly arrested as part of the Operation Yewtree investigations on suspicion of sexual offenses.

Inspired as a result of hundreds of charges of paedophilia and sexual harassment being made against the late entertainer Jimmy Savile, a number of celebrities have been arrested, questioned or charged, including Max Clifford, Gary Glitter, Dave Lee Travis and Jim Davison.

Today the British press are reporting that an 82 year old man living in Berkshire was arrested, theAustralian press have named him as Australian and the Daily Star On Star journalist Tom Savage has named the individual as Harris.

He reports his sources;

And goes on to reiterate

Rumours were rife at the end of last year that Harris had been caught up in the investigation, andGuido Fawkes named him in January. He has also just reported the current news.

Rolf Harris is best known, to me at least, for his TV show Rolf Harris’ Cartoon Time and Rolf’s Cartoon Club that would teach a generation how to draw and appreciate cartoons and more. But many will know him for his music, songs such as Two Little Boys, Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport, Jake The Peg and a more recent cover of Stairway To Heaven.

Still vastly popular, the Times newspaper cited his paintings as being responsible for an massive uplift in attendance last year at the Liverpool’s Walker Art Gallery. He was also recently commissioned to paint at portrait of the Queen.

— By Akira The Don on Saturday, March 30th, 2013

http://youtu.be/NlQyY2W0Jek

“Gee, but it’s hard/when one lowers one’s guard/to the vultures”

World famous filth merchant Max Clifford, today arrested as part of Operation Yewtree’s ongoing (sorry LMcA, you tried your best) sex offenses investigations, seen bragging about how he has “all the evidence.”

— By Akira The Don on Thursday, December 6th, 2012

From Red Ice’s description:

British author David Icke has written 20 books and traveled to over 55 countries since 1990. His books reveal how a hidden hand is behind world-changing events like the attacks of 9/11 and the manufactured wars in the Middle East, as part of a mass mind manipulation technique he has dubbed problem-reaction-solution. While being controversial and often heavily attacked, David Icke has driven on with his unrelentless investigation into subject areas that others don’t dare touch. David returns to give us a peak into his upcoming presentation at Wembley Arena, going deeper down the rabbit hole than anyone’s gone before. We’ll discuss the limitations of conspiracy research and the need to move beyond the aspects of the 5 senses. David explains how “reflex, action” hinders a truly open mind. Then, he speaks on humanity’s awakening and the crossroads. The hour ends on the death of a showman, Jimmy Saville, a grotesque paedophile, a necrophiliac, a close friend of Prince Philip and one of Britain’s most famous characters.

— By Akira The Don on Monday, October 22nd, 2012

So just before I woke this morning I got an email in my dream from Jimmy Savile asking if I was gonna put out Jimmy Savile Swag as a single. He said he thought it was a good idea. Without considering the implications of getting digital communication from a dead disc jockey, I responded, “you know, that is a pretty good idea… I have a video 73% completed, and it is a great song…” then my wife woke me up.

Is that what Joan Of Arc would have called A Sign?

It is certainly ADDAWOL FAWR IAWN! As my Facebook people agree:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDgL9txV1cs

Shout out the fine folks over at the Guardian Music Blog, who dropped my Oh! What A Glorious Thing acoustic video this morning, deeming it “irresistibly cheerful,” which is true. The thing is edging on 5000 views on Youtube right now. I suspect it will require 10,000 at least for Summer to come in UK.

Meanwhile over in The Bay, Predator Dreads is working on me and Issue’s World’s Finest video. This just came through via Twitter:

@akirathedon twitter.com/predator_dread…

— Andrew Clausen (@predator_dreads) July 13, 2012

I’ve been on a similar flex these past few days, working on the Full Metal Alchemist video. I dropped a screen cap on Facebook as a caption contest the other day. here’s the winning entry:

Congratulations Bethan Bucknall, my ole school chum. Obvious is often best, ask Sosa.

“I could use metaphors and punchlines, but that’s doin’ too much. I just wanna say what’s goin’ on right now. Real talk.” Chief Keef

— Friday, July 13th, 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDgL9txV1cs

RIP JIMMY

— Monday, December 19th, 2011