GOOD NEWS GUYS! PEDO-WHISPERING SOCIETY DENIER “MARGARET THATCHER” DIED! WOOO!
Swear down I have never in my life done an involentary Homer Simpson “woo hoo” upon hearing the hews of the death of a human before. ACTUALLY HAVE LOOK AT THIS THING, DOES IT LOOK “HUMAN” TO YOU?
Right. So let’s all stop this politically correct, “ooh, it’s sad when any person dies” crap. THAT WAS NOT A PERSON. THAT WAS THE EMBODIMENT OF ALL THAT IS FOUL AND ROTTING AND EVIL IN THIS WORLD. That creature spent its Christmases with “Sir” Jimmy fucking Savile, what else do you need to know?
One less reptile suckfish spoiling our air with their stink. To that, I shall drink.
Times like this I am even gladder than usual that I don’t watch TV or read “newspapers”, I shudder with horror at the thought of the despicable lying fuckery that’s going on via those channels right now.
Rah though, Liverpool is gonna be TURNT THE FUCK UP tonight.
Anyway, apologies for the quietness round this way the past week. I packed the girl and the little boy off to Nana’s for the week and WROTE NUMBER ONE HITS for my third album. Ten songs, six of which on replay gave me involuntary screwface, and at least three of which are WORLD WIDE NUMBER ONE SMASH HITS. So a pretty good week’s work. Now I have ten days till I fly out to Cali in which to prepare for PHASE3…
Remember Cali, and pass it on! ATD plays San Francisco’s Isotope Comics Lunge on 420! PARIL 20th! FREE SHOW GONNA BE AMAZING! I WILL PLAY SOME OF THOSE NUMBER ONES!
In other gig news, it is my great honour to be opening up Art Brut’s 10th Anniversary show at The Scala in London on May 29th. It is going to be a wonderful celebration, and I hope you have the wits about you to get your tickets quick before they are EXTINCT, like that rotten creature up top.
JOY TO THE FUTURE!