In which a willfully stupid human (or world class troll) asks the ironically named Christopher Hitchens insane questions and gets excellent common sense answers. Pearls before swine, obviously.

— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, January 16th, 2013

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

— By Akira The Don on Monday, December 17th, 2012

Bore Da Brawdren! Your buddy ATD is back like cooked crack with another DON VLOG, this one recorded on the auspicious date of the twelth of the sixth twentytwelve.

In this legendary vlog I pour righteous ire upon the foolishness of that goddamn Prometheus Space Jesus Bollocks theory that everyone and their mum has been tweeting at me of late – wherein it is suggested that the reason the engineers in Prometheus were pissed off with us is that they sent Space jesus to save us 2000 years ago and we kil’t his Voldemort-looking un-semetic ass – which some feel explains the film and proves that it is not retarded crap written by the screenwriting equivalent of Rob Liefeld but in fact amazing theological deep shit that’s been flying over the heads of us doofuses like so many homing doves carrying THE TRUTH back up to the heavnes from whence they came. Well I say BOLLOCKS to that swinedip, and if you really think that Ridley Scott and DayMUHN’s rehashing the plot of Chris de Burgh’s A Spaceman Came Travelingis creating something of such depth we mere mortals cannot understand it I have a Justin Bieber LP for you to spend the next week dissecting the theological worth of on your cotdurned Livejournal.

“When two thousand years of you life have gone bye… the song will return once again.. to a xeno’s cry… and it went

SKRAAAAAGH AAA AAAA AAAAGH!”

Lord have mercy on us all.

Elsewhere in that vlog up there I answer your burning questions, that you left on my Facebook page yesterday. Thank you for your interest, and feel free to hit me up with any questions or requests you have for next week’s vlog.

— Wednesday, June 13th, 2012

“Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You HAVE TO CHOOSE!”

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

SO FUNNY!

I NEARLY FELL OF MY CHAIR!

“Gays stalk playgrounds for young boys, probably because they don’t have AIDS yet.”

“Most lesbians and gays don’t live past 40, don’t go gay it’s not healthy!”

“The Canadian Gattan Dugess [?] was the forst person to tet AIDS in 1980. He depressed his immune system with pot, he ruptured intestines as his partner became a CORPSE!”

May the Skygod bless this woman. Thank you Dr HAgue for sending me this joy.

— By Akira The Don on Friday, May 11th, 2012

Allow the sound quality! ATD answers your questions, shares the UNKILLABLE THUNDERCHRIST art, and his personal juice recipes, along with some stuff about Kubrick shooting the moon landings. ENJOY! Preorder UNKILLABLE THUNDERCHRIST here.

If you wanna get on the mixtape, record yourself saying, shouting, singing or screaming AKIRA THE DON UNKILLABLE THUNDERCHRIST and send it to akirathedon at gmail dot com. Leave any questions for next week’s VLOG in the comments.

RIP MCA

— Sunday, May 6th, 2012

— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, February 1st, 2012