Spotted on Evan’s Flickr. Apparently this was a commission for a fan. Swag swag swag.

— By Akira The Don on Sunday, April 15th, 2012

Dorkin: One Of The Greatest of All Time. Obviously.

— By Akira The Don on Thursday, January 26th, 2012

Look at that! It’s so beautiful! A preview page from the new Milk & Cheese hardback coming out in December from Dark Horse.  I am deliriously excited to get mine. Milk & Cheese is my favourite comic about angry righteous alcoholic dairy products EVER.

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

HAHAHAHA!

I hope you enjoyed that. I certainly could have done with the comic relief. So I did. Um. Do with it.

Yes.

Anyway.

Hey kids! Guess what your awesome popstar pal Akira The Don (that’s me folks!) has been doing today?

NO! I haven’t been doing cocaine! Guess again!

NO! I haven’t been doing Yo Mamma (whoever she is!), GUESS AGAIN!

NO, you big SILLY I haven’t been Doing The Do!

I’ve been doing my VAT RETURNS!!!!!

Oh BOY!

Sorting out piles of receipts and going, fuck me, do I really spend that much on electricity, and writing it in a big XL file, then deleting it out of the XL file cos you’re only supposed to put relevant data in the XL file, and NOT SWEARING! FUCK!

That’s right. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Cock-a-doodle-FUCK! How do I owe hundreds of pounds in VAT when I don’t HAVE hundreds of pounds?

CRAP!

Damnation, I need an accountant. And a manager. And a MEELION DOLLARS.

Mmm. A meelion dollars.

Have another joke while I collect myself.

AHAHAHAHAHA!

I NEEDED THAT!

By the way, these jokes are all from the pages of Evan Dorkin’s Dork Volume 1: Who’s Laughing Now, which I highly recommend. A young lady ran off with mine many moons ago, now I come to think of it. I got this one still, though. And it’ll be Xbox soon. Anyway, Comics212 have been running them on the daily. Yes indeed.  Good times.

Anyway. That wedding was good times but BAD NEWS, since it had a FREE BAR with WHISKEY IN IT, and those of you that have known me for more than a year will know full well the danger of that sort of a combination. Naturally it had me legging it across London at 4am with no idea where, or why I was, being pursued by irate taxi drivers and suchlike. I lost my phone and everything. Fail!

So, yeah, recovery yesterday, VAT all day today, so I haven’t had time to deal with that epic battle yet, but don’t think I won’t, cos I will, so there. OK? GRAYTE!

— Monday, August 31st, 2009

How dope is that? Apparently he did that as a commission. There’s one happy rich fanboy out there right now.

— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

One of my favourite comic books ever is a book called Milk & Cheese, by Evan Dorkin. Its basically about two alcoholic dairy products with strong opinions dishing out Perfect Justice on the unworthy. There have only been 7 issues, and the last one came out about ten years ago.

So it was with great excitement that I read the following, from Evan’s twitter the other day:

The picture he’s linking to is that one at the top of the post. No change in M&C land then, praise Jah.

SO! I guess a whole bunch of you have never read a Milk & Cheese strip. MORE FOOL YOU BUBBA! Still, never let it be said that I am mean. Here’s that one where they Beat Up On old Folks, as collected in the classic Fun With Milk And Cheese trade. ENJOYO!

— By Akira The Don on Sunday, August 23rd, 2009