Stick a paddling pool at the bottom and you’re sorted for LIFE. Want!

Rah though, is it me or is that Dick Cheney’s life-loving twin testing the stair chute out there? I THINK IT IS!

Via SofaPizza.

— By Akira The Don on Sunday, April 11th, 2010

Dick Cheney is the world’s greatest supervillain. Dr Doom is The Shocker compared to Dick Cheney. You think he used to practice that terrifying face/voice combo in the mirror? I think he did. I think he must have. No one is that naturally gifted. Hell naw.

“I am very proud of what we did.”

YAAAAAARGH!

“I knew about the waterboarding.”

JAIL FOR YOU! JAIL FOR YOU! GET YE HENCE TO ARKHAM THOU FOUL SOD!

— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

“A man that’s kept alive by IV drips of angel tears and panda blood…”

Funny ‘cos it’s true!

What will we laugh at now?

From Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, broadcast Jan. 19, 2009.

— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

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