Occasionally these face-pieces of the projected foux reality tunnel have moments of temporary lucidity. This is a particularly beautiful one.

— By Akira The Don on Thursday, May 3rd, 2012

From WinnipegFreePress.com

More than seven decades after aviator Amelia Earhart disappeared while attempting her ill-fated flight around the world, a British Columbia scientist hopes to extract DNA from letters she wrote to loved ones.

Dongya Yang of Simon Fraser University is aiming to harvest Earhart’s DNA from dried saliva on two envelopes she is believed to have sealed before posting letters from her various travels.

The forensic archeologist is trying to create a genetic profile that could be used to test whether bone fragments recently found on a South Pacific island are those of the famous aviator.

The fragments were found several hundred kilometres from where Earhart is believed to have disappeared over the Pacific Ocean in 1937.

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— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011

Anyone else would have had that MIA sample pitched down. Not Lil B. This way it’s CREEPY and SKEWED rather than REGULAR and SAFE.

That is why I respect Lil B.

— By Akira The Don on Friday, January 7th, 2011

Stupid, stupid humans.

— By Akira The Don on Friday, September 10th, 2010

No, I don’t know why. Don’t ask me why. I dont know why. OK? Thanks.

More here.

Via Ragin’ Rob Hyde.

— By Akira The Don on Monday, June 14th, 2010

From Square Root Of Minus Garfield

Between the years of 1990 and 2006, Jon Arbuckle persistently attempted to forge a relationship, via telephone, with a woman named Ellen. Why this one woman? Why such persistence? What did Jon see in her, while never actually seeing her? There is no answer.

Cheers Luke for the heads up.

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, April 27th, 2010