I would like to thank my glamorous assistant Miss Sophie Ella Ella for her help in demonstrating the awesome DAWN OF THE DON poster in the video above, and for helping me pack another two-sackloads of your CDs and T-Shirts yesterday.
When I say “help”, I mean not going mental when I said I couldn’t play football with her because I was sending T shirts to Norway, America, Australia and Wales, amongst other such exotic locales. She is a very understanding person.
DAWN OF THE DON TICKETS ON SALE NOW!
Order yours online right here, right now, and get a FREE GLOSSY FULL COLOUR GIG POSTER! Just like the one in the video, but A4.
Just £5 a ticket, and £1 postage etc. No matter how many you get. WOW.
I am also excited to announce that we WILL be filming the party and live scenes for the forthcoming I Am not Dead (YEAH!) zombie movie we’ve been working on for the past 6 months or whatever it is. When I say working, I mean “talking about”, obviously. I DID WRITE A SCRIPT THOUGH! And now we have a director and a crew and make up artists and everything. SO! Come in your finest undead attire if you wanna be a zombie, or just dress how you would normally if you wanna be a non-zombie. We will be on hand with fake blood and gore also, cos we are PARTY PROVIDERS!