Here, dear reader, is that comic strip I was working on last week.
Taken from the latest issue of The Stool Pigeon. Yes, you can OWN that comic up there, and read it as it was meant to be read – ON THE TOILET. Blaow!
Here, dear rader, is that comic strip I was working on last week.
Taken from the latest issue of The Stool Pigeon. Yes, you can OWN that comic up there, and read it as it was meant to be read – ON THE TOILET. Blaow!
Thelazyones tell me “there’s lots at coffee brick lane”. Which is true. There’s a complete list of stockists here.
So, Zef is gonna be in the building this afternoon! YES! I get to personally whip his ass till he’s finished my new website! I’m gonna lock him in the attic and feed him fish heads! OG BH BOY!
Seriously though, any questions for the mighty ZEF, leave them in the comments.
I’m a leave you with the boy in question’s first full length MIX. POW!
DOWNLOAD: Akira The Don - The All New Weekly Doncast # 10! (Right Click and Save As)
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BLAAARP!
Record button worked again! Sound Forfe 10 for that ultimate victory! Which means you get to listen to another edition of that ALL NEW WEEKLY DONCAST! Wow! Two hours of great records! We have the Doncast Dedication! We have You The Best! Plus we delve into the PAST for some Awesome Anecdotes, and we find out HOW MAGNETS WORK!
Yep, it’s a great show.
It is also dedicated to BILLY JOEL, the star of my comic strip in the latest edition of Stool Pigeon, which you can pick up around the UK from today!
Cowabunga dudes!
Sorry I’ve been a little quiet – I have been completing a comic strip about the origin of Billy Joel, AKA The Piano Man for Stool Pigeon. It is bloody great, and in the next issue, off to print today.
I have also been hanging out with Gonzales and Mocky, who invited me to breakfast yesterday (awesome etiquette tip: if Canadians invite you, it means they’re paying), and whose awesome show me and Set Dressing Tim caught last night at the Bloomsbury Ballroom. Mocky played badman rap and jazz drums and Gonzales spat BARS and played piano with his slippered feet and got Charles Hamiltoned slapped by a French Girl. Bloody good entertainment.
Afterwards my old pal Erol Alkan DJed to an enthralled shoehorse of serious young men and women in tight trousers and spectacles, and we enjoyed a child’s eye view from the comfort of some fine chairs. By the end of the night I was bouncing on my tippy-toes and barking raspily, as usual, and in keeping with the mood I had a burger on the way home and read Tom Strong Deluxe Edition Vol. 2, what I borrowed from Hommerton Library, Goddamn it all to blazes and back again on a cotdanged HORSE.
YES!
And guess what the men in white vans bought round?
Cotdanged SUPERHERO MUSIC T SHIRTS!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
By way of celebration then, let us all lick the play button on the little thingy below and listen to Chilly Gondzales’ brand new HEAT ROCK, it’s that Never Stop Rap!
DOWNLOAD: Akira The Don – The All New Weekly Doncast # 7! (Right Click and Save As)
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So, I had all sorts of stuff planned – well, songs planned, that is – then poor Corey Haim went and got merked, and I had to dedicate this podcast to him and his kind – children up and cannibalised by Hollywood. Sweet dreams Corey. No longer will false dreams foul your vision.
So, we had great songs from Lou Gramm, Andrew W.K., Yelawolf, Doom, Damina Marley, The Kleptones, White Witches, dead prez, Billy Joel, Hot Chip, Gerard McMann, Phil Oakey & Georgio Moroder, ME, Marvin The Martian, Johnny Cash, The Pogues, Nas… and so on!
Elsewhere on the show, Tess sent me a beautiful letter to read out for her boyfriend Optimax in the Doncast Dedication, and I read a story from my favourite Charles Bukowski collection, Hot Water Music. I also did some rapping, and got excited about Superhero Music (which you can now preorder without the T shirt if you so wish).
Oh, and I tell some stories from times of old about things like the time Pink Grease molested Crack Village in Manchester.
Thanks again to everyone that tuned in live – truly, it would be boring without you. Next week I might start the show an hour later – that way British people can catch it when they get in from work. What think ye of this idea?