“ima stunt harder
ima shot more
black del boy persian rugs at the door”
What the fuck, is Narstie ghostwriting for Rozay? Actually, was it me?
“ima stunt harder
ima shot more
black del boy persian rugs at the door”
What the fuck, is Narstie ghostwriting for Rozay? Actually, was it me?
Greetings from deepest darkest South Wales, specifically Walton East, where Don la Familia have been visiting The Velkys. That’s me and my little brother Alexander Velky up there with our mighty offsprings, Master Hercules and Miss Sibyl. Hercules went in the sea for the first time and was full of joy about the whole thing. Naturally he kicked a load of sand in his own eye at one point, like a div, but he got over that pretty quickly, certainly quicker than his poor mother. “THERE’S SAND INSIDE HIS EEEEEYES!” she wailed. We turned him upside down and poured half a bottle of water over his head. He was fine.
Oh, and check ut this awesome fake Transformer I found in a gift shop by the seaside. Shit turns into a BOAT. Also, only 50p. Shocking value.
I will be travelling back to London today to continue (and complete) my current Mighty Work, a ridiculously ambitious epic mini-movie featuring Footsie and my dear friend Big Narstie, who finally releases his Don’t Fuck Up The #BASE EP this week. GET THAT SHIT NOW! We’ll be celebrating with a party at Camden’s PROUD on Sunday, so come down and get joyous. With mofuckin #BASE, obvs.
This is why Narst is the fucking greatest. I’ve been watching dude step into studios and destroy them in this fashion since 05. Blessed.
“I smoke/I drink/I’ll piss in your kitchen sink… owwww…”
THE WAVE! MAN’S ON A MILLION!
Been blamming this in Don Studes since January, cos it is GOLIATH.
NEW SHIT!
Django you will know from ATD29, and if you don’t, go get ATD29 RIGHT NOW else suffer a less beautiful life.
I WARNED YOU!
NOW! SPEAKING OF BEAUTIFUL! Here, for the betterment of your visage, is the awesome new Big Narstie shirt… THE REGULATOR! Designed by your friendly neighbourhood Don!
Comes with a free high quality download of Django! Order now!