Two dope videos for you today my brothers and sisters! Below we have myself and brothers Narstie and Ev Dash, performing Games For The Thrones all acoustic like on a (yes) balcony (as blogged about when it happened a few weeks back)… not just any balcony, mind, but the balcony of that great big Methodist Church in central London, the one where Luke and Mary Turner’s dad runs things in the manner of the head of a church, which is sort of what he is.
The session came out very dope, I am happy to report, despite us only getting one take and not being particularly rehearsed and Ev cocking up the end. Good work Balcony dudes! ALL HAIL!
The second video, then, is a pretty mightily serendipitous affair. A few hours ago I was like, crap, I need to put a video on my new Youtube Channel, there hasn’t been one since Saturday! SO I looked in my Competed VIdeos folder, and I saw THIS… Thank You Beyonce, a thing I created at the behest of the 02 a few months back, to celebrate Beyonce’s series of shows at the former Millennium Dome. I’d started a version with titles, that I was going to out on my channel, so I decided right there and then to FINSIH THAT THING, right away, in the manner of the head of a company (which I am). Anyway, when I’d finished it and was rendering, the internets informed me that today is NATIONAL BEYONCE DAY, and also that very same Beyonce’s flipping BIRTHDAY! HOLY SYNCH BATMAN!
Anyway, enjoy this thing of beauty, it made me cry while I was creating it. Those people love that woman SO MUCH.
Kicking off my new weekly video series with a BANG ! And A BVVVVVVVVRMMMMMVVHHHVVVRMMM sort of a noise! Welcome to How To…. LIKE A DON! In which I impart my many knowledges upon thy ass, in the name of MANKIND’S BETTERMENT!
Let me know any topics you’d covering, skills you’d like divulging, esoteric techniques you’d like explaining, that sort of thing. I know a ferryload of super useful shit and am here for you and I live to serve.
Ben Affleck is gonna be playing fucking BATMAN?!?!?! Are you SHITTING ME? Is this APRIL FIRST? Did we fall down a fucking WORMHOLE?
I am shocked, stunned, and ashamed to be human. And luckily my discovery of this wholly foul and ruinous event was captured on film for the benefit of mankind. Enjoy. The video of me finding out about Ben Affleck playing Batman, that is, obviously the movie itself is gonna fucking suck a black hole out of thin air and take us all down with it.
Oh, and don’t give me any of this, “he’s better than he was in Darevdevil now, he’s matured, he won an Oscar” bullshit. He got an Oscar for his involvement in a CIA Let’s-Invade-Iran propaganda flick. Of course those assholes are gonna reward his lame ass. Fuckouttahere with that drooling bullshit.
Those on the mailing list might have seen an email the other week in which I was getting all excited about a new Youtube Channel… THE new Youtube channel… Youtube.com/AKIRATHEDON
Longtime friends of the Don might be aware that some asshole has been squatting that most prized domain since 2006. Well, Youtube finally agreed to give it to its rightful owner, AKA ME, Akira The Don… there were however some issues with the thing, and when I sent that email it transpired it wasn’t working (and annoyingly a bunch of your subscribed to some wrong-ass new ATD channel which is about to be deleted. SORRY!)
Well it’s working now!
And I am busy re-rendering and re-upping old videos in super hi def, and working on a schedule of NEW REGULAR CONTENT for you to enjoy. So get your ass over there and subscribe, and let me know what you’d like to see!
My god, this new Thor poster is a fucking ugly miserable mess, and a perfect example of the fuck-awful imagination-free photoshopping that comprises movie posters these days.
Sweet Bonzai Jesus In A Bottle, look at this doggerel! What a fucking MESS! It looks like it was made by a particularly dull minded teenager reared on nothing but MacDonalds tie in franchise movies following a How To Make A Movie Poster photoshop tutorial.
MY GOD THIS THING IS A FUCKING AFRONT TO THE NOBLE TRADITION OF MOVIE POSTER DESIGN AND HUMANITY IN GENERAl. EVERYONE RESPONSIBLE DESERVES TO HAVE THEIR EYEBALLS SCOOPED OUT AND GIVEN TO BLIND CHILDREN IN DEVELOPING COUNTRIES GODDAMNIT ALL TO FUCK.
I am, however, looking forward to the movie, as the last one was my favourite pre-Avengers non-Iroon Man 1 Marvel movie.
So sayeth the Don. Amen.
I just signed myself to my own publishing company, after sacking my last one for doing precisely NOTHING but lose me money and not give me decent accounting for two years. I am just waiting on that talented young scoundrel Adam Jan Narkiewicz’s agreement number, then me and me can MAKE LOTS OF MONEY…
Unless I screw me over, of course. I mean, that’s what usually happens, right?