I'm from little place called the UK
its nice sometimes but its too grey
you gotta cover up like a toupé
sod going out to day
i'm from a little place called great BRRR
gucci mane wouldn't come round here
somewhere sunnier I'd prefer
if i had the money man'd split like Blur
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welcome to where i call home
we're on top of the heap
yeah we're sat the throne
but all we do is moan and groan
moan and groan
moan and groan
we had the red phone box with the black telephone
but they're mostly gone
cos of mobile phones
and aint nobody missing them
tramps just piss in them
teenagers kiss in them
yeah we got an inferiority complex
and its complex
were mates with the states
but we hate on the states
see we had the empire
now its seems like they got the empire
and we so so bitter
we never got over when marathon got renamed snickers
but we kept the rappers
switched bitches for slappers
and you cant ignore
the effects of porn
that you dont have to buy top shelf from the story
mind your jaw
and protect your necks
where'd you think your 12 year old leaned about sex?
its preschool next
brave new world got nothing on this!
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I'm from little place called the UK
its nice sometimes but its too grey
you gotta cover up like a toupé
sod going out to day
i'm from a little place called great BRRR
gucci mane wouldn't come round here
somewhere sunnier I'd prefer
if i had the money man'd split like Blur
♥
oh morissey, poor morrissey, your britain n'er existed
exept in picture postcards rah your rosy spectacles are misted
and how dare a tory tell me that society is broke
when thatcher said there's no society
perhaps this is a joke
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from the left to the right
well, saying that, there wasn't much left there, right?
got rid of the grants
and started some fights
this shit used to keep me up all night
im im alright now
dont bother protesting
try that ish and you might get boxed in
cops got lox but they'll skip the arresting
hit with they sticks get to kickin your heads in
there's one now he's just doing his duty
protecting rich people
protecting their booty
I'd say it say it to his face but he might shoot me
absolute power corrupts absolutely
so hit the absolut
or the little liddle version that tastes like brut
mind the gap and enjoy your zoot
ha! birmingham aint beirut
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I'm from little place called the UK
its nice sometimes but its too grey
you gotta cover up like a toupé
sod going out to day
i'm from a little place called great BRRR
gucci mane wouldn't come round here
somewhere sunnier I'd prefer
if i had the money man'd split like Blur