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Prison Teletubby Tattoo Owns Chris Brown Terminator Tattoo

Behold! My tattoo of Po what I got when I was 16 for £15 that was done by some mental bloke who’d just got out of jail and said he learned how to tattoo inside that is EIGHT BILLION TIMES AS GOOD AS THAT CHRIS BROWN TATTOO.

Goddamnit did someone mug dude and force that heinous abomination in the eyes of all that is holy on his wriggling, screaming, trussed up ass? AT GUNPOINT? I think they must have. The poor man. How sad.

In other news, this bafflingly small item of clothing showed up – that fits neither me OR Charlotte – along with a number of similarly small items:

AHAHAHA I JOKE WE ARE NOT BAFFLED WE KNOW WHO IT IS FOR BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Thank you Nain, I am usuing that comforter as a hat while we await the birth of our Saviour.

 

 

— Tuesday, September 11th, 2012

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  • http://www.thisismyjam.com/ZenPyramid ZenPyramid

    …gosh, congratulations to you and Charlotte! When’s the due date…?

    • akirathedon

      Thanks G! January 8ish! We are full of Excite.

      @!

      • http://www.thisismyjam.com/ZenPyramid ZenPyramid

        …yea, a little goat, like marcus (capricorn)…!

        *reallyawesomelyhappyface

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Theresa-Ammons/100000757626438 Theresa Ammons

    Hey — who has the teletubbies tat? We are doing a scavenger hunt and need to find someone with a teletubbie tattoo wearing tough biker clothes

    • akirathedon

      IT IS MINE!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Theresa-Ammons/100000757626438 Theresa Ammons

        so awesome! Would you be willing to wear some kind of biker clothes and take a picture of yourself with the tattoo showing and email it to me? This is the scavenger hunt we are doing: http://www.facebook.com/officialgishwhes We have 4 1/2 days to get things in. One of the items is a hot air balloon covered in fall leaves! lol

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Theresa-Ammons/100000757626438 Theresa Ammons

          What do you say? Are you game? Are you willing to wear some biker clothes and pose for us?? Please??????

          • Keeley

            That’s cheating. Cheater! What would Misha say?

          • akirathedon

            Well, I don’t have a bike, but I DO have a red leather biker jacket AND leather trousers both of which i wore to the 80s Matchbox gig last night, so I don’t think it IS cheating. I AM PERFECT FOR THIS JOB!

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Theresa-Ammons/100000757626438 Theresa Ammons

            lol You are awesome! I’ll take it — Misha will have to decide! :) The rougher and tougher the better! Do you want to email me or text it to me?

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Theresa-Ammons/100000757626438 Theresa Ammons

            You are SO awesome!!!!

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Theresa-Ammons/100000757626438 Theresa Ammons

            If your tat is on your arm, maybe roll your sleeves up and sling your jacket over your shoulder? I don’t know…. have fun!!! The item reads A Hell’s Angels (or at
            least a tough & leathered biker) with an authentic Teletubby tattoo.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Theresa-Ammons/100000757626438 Theresa Ammons

            The whole idea is to meet the specs but also HAVE FUN!!!!

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Theresa-Ammons/100000757626438 Theresa Ammons

            I checked with the team. It is not cheating.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Theresa-Ammons/100000757626438 Theresa Ammons

            Please help me and my kids? It’s for GISHWHES as you know….

  • http://www.facebook.com/zenmomma Mary Gold

    Ahhh I was coming here to ask the same question about the photo for the scavenger hunt!! Any chance you could take a second picture for me????

  • http://www.facebook.com/zenmomma Mary Gold

    And even if you can’t, I must say that it is one awesome tat!

    • akirathedon

      WIll get it to you for tomorrow lunchtime!

      • http://www.facebook.com/zenmomma Mary Gold

        Wow! Thanks!

      • http://www.facebook.com/zenmomma Mary Gold

        Oh and you can send it to zenmomma@comcast.net.

      • http://www.facebook.com/zenmomma Mary Gold

        So did you take the photo? Can you send it please kind sir? You are seriously now the most sought after guy on the planet.

        • akirathedon

          what was your email? I sent ten or so, hard to keep track…

  • ayla

    i came to ask the same thing for the scavenger hunt! is a third pic too much to ask? please please please!!!!!!

  • VonAwesome

    Guess what – I’m here for the scavenger hunt, too! Would you mind taking yet another photo of your glorious tattoo? And sending it stephanievonawesome at gmail dot com? We’d be eternally grateful!

  • http://www.facebook.com/marilyn.lewishampton Marilyn Marie Lewis-Hampton

    Me too. marilynlewishampton@gmail.com Or maybe I’ll just go tonight and get my own. :-) Thanks if you’re in the mood to send another image….don’t you feel popular? Its a good cause at least….Random Acts of Kindness,kinda a cool theme, right? Have a great Saturday night!

    MLH

  • http://www.facebook.com/jackie.mcgrew Jackie Mcgrew

    if you would be so kind to send me a pic too..at falinfromgrace@yahoo.com i also would love one, if you could please, biker cloths would be a great added bonus!!

  • Meghan Overbury

    Same here, if possible! yellowcardchica@hotmail.com. If you could get “chameleoncircuit” on a piece of paper and hold it up that would be great as well… just so our photo would be different! (I’m that girl from twitter btw!)