That there was taken by Natalie Gudgeon, she’s safe as fuck. She was snapping Wade and I this afternoon for the cover of Stunners 130. You’ll have something from that to listen to tomorrow, chill out!

Whaddya mean I’ve really gotten into the new Bright Eyes album?! I never cared for him before. This shit is magical. Reminds me of that Mercury Rev album. What was that Mercury Rev album we loved Wade? Had that shit about Spiders on it. Spiders and flies. I lost mine, I need to get that shit again. Anyway. I told Jeres, he said “wow, you’re on the ball.”

I said, “fuck you man! I AM the ball! And I roll where the hell I like!”

Well, I could have.

Oh yeah, sorry Mam. My Mam says I swear too much. My Mam must’ve been talking to that fool Russel Simmons. HAHAHA! I crack me up.

Hmm. Seen that Rudolph Giuliani chap? He wants to be president. He is trying to scare people into voting for him. He says if he isn’t voted for, brown people will kill all the nice white yankee doodle dandees. He also says terrorists “hate us and not because of anything bad we have done; it has nothing to do with Israel and Palestine. They hate us for the freedoms we have and the freedoms we want to share with the world.”

HE IS SO FUNNY!

Bless his mad scheming little head. If you see Rudolph today, kiss that head. MWAH! Love for all, even nutbars.

— Wednesday, April 25th, 2007