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Ola gang… sorry I’ve been a bit quiet. I have been working tirelessly on a top secret project that doesn’t involve rapping but does involve the re-imagining of some famous music in a distinctly modern and cinematic fashion. which has been fun.

Today I’m working on a remix for The Voluntary Butler Scheme, a charming band from the midlands. The song is called Tabasco Sole, and it is grayte. I shall make it grayter. or different grayte. Fire grayte. Indeed.

I’m starting to get very excited about this year. LP2 is nearly done. I wanted to make a massive pop album, and that’s exactly what’s transpired. A fuck-off massive pop album. One song left to record. And I want you all singing on the chorus. I’m sussing out a way of enabling that process. All ideas are very welcome.

I’m looking forward to playing it live. The live thing’s gotta step up fifty notches. I have two great guitarists and a similarly dope bassist. I need a drummer. I figure its gonna have to be an electronic kit, for reasons of sonic sickness, and practical concerns. Drums take up a lot of room in a van. Electronic drums less so. I think i need to get a DJ too. I kinda miss Birddogg on that front. Dude was unrealiable, but a wizard. Magic is important.

I wanna have the greatest artists website in the world. And the greatest live show. To match the greatest 21st century pop album. Go hard or go yard. Who said that?

There is a ton of stuff I wanna do, and obviously I won’t be able to do it all, which is depressing, so I’m a have to do the right thing and delegate. I wanna do amazing animated videos. Animation mixed with live action, straight animation, warped future animation… any budding animation types, get at me. If anyone knows any dope people who’s work I should check out, do let me know.

I wanna do filmed videos too, but amazing interesting ones. I recall Radiohead used to pay extra attention to that sort of thing. So did Michael Jackson. Budgets are at an all time low, but the potential for creativity is at an all time high.  I am excited.

Oh, here’s that Dre joint that leaked. people have been asking me for this. I don’t know why, it wasn’t hard to find. but anyway.

FYI, every song on my album is 10 times better than this. I am not hating. I am stating.

It Couldve Been You (Prod. By Dr. Dre) – R. Kelly ft. 50 Cent

— Monday, January 12th, 2009

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  1. Mark
    January 13, 2009
    12:45 am

    Get Simple Kid on drums! http://www.myspace.com/sessionkidmusic

  2. silentbob69
    January 13, 2009
    1:57 am

    Love Simple Kid…that R Kelly thing is shit like everything He's ever done..Perv

  3. Akira The Don
    January 13, 2009
    2:35 am

    That calls for a


    I suspect Simple kid might want more money than i can pay him.

    Maybe that's being defeatist. BAD ATTITUDE! He'd be MAD HAPPY!

  4. Tego
    January 13, 2009
    2:56 am

    When Eskay refuses to blog your single on moral grounds you should probably cancel that single. Even if you are Dr Dre.

  5. Mark
    January 13, 2009
    3:54 am

    You may be surprised, his website is currently down and has been replaced with the message 'SIMPLE KID IS CURRENTLY WONDERING WHAT DO WITH HIS LIFE…….'.

    Go on, form a supergroup, and get Yap involved while you're at it ; )

  6. Andrew
    January 13, 2009
    7:03 pm

    You’re ideas are awesome and sound fun. Whenever you make any filmed videos, can I help?

  7. Akira The Don
    January 13, 2009
    10:38 pm


  8. Akira The Don
    January 13, 2009
    10:59 pm

    Help is always good! What are your skills?

  9. k-dub1
    January 14, 2009
    4:18 am

    i got some pretty sweet skills.

    bow hunting skills, num chuck skills, one time i went hunting for wolverines in alaska and i was pretty skilled with a frickin 12 gage. i also dance pretty bad to canned heat and have tried out a time machine but my brothers amazing at chatting to hot babes online

  10. twotits
    January 14, 2009
    4:28 am

    ^^ "Do the chickens have large talons?"

    Indeed loads of great ideas, I offer my skills up also. I too will join you're quest for the ring!

  11. Akira The Don
    January 14, 2009
    5:38 am

    In Wales they would call those "sciliau gwillt". Did you eat the wolverines?

  12. Akira The Don
    January 14, 2009
    5:38 am


    I email you in a bit about drink also. Rah.

  13. k-dub1
    January 15, 2009
    4:47 am

    no i was with my uncle and they kept trying to attack my cousins. what the heck would you do in that situation. gosh. i shot like 50 of'em.

    ha ha

    i did my research and chickens do have large talons.

  14. Akira The Don
    January 15, 2009
    9:04 am

    That is incredible…

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