http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6WNbJM7EWY

That is a question I have been asking myself, as every time I look at Twitter I see my old pal Bizzle practically foaming at the mouth over some “catting” that N Dubz, and Tulsa in particular, have done to him.

Well, now I know, because Joey told me. With the video above. I think this case is cut and dried, and Bizzle is right: He should never sing again!

ROLFCOPETER ON A DINOSAUR! Only joking Bizzlor.  What it is, is Bizzle sent Tulisa from N Dubz a demo of a song, which sounds deeply similar to their recent hit, I Need You. Anyway, N Dubz have responded, claiming they finished recording their song two  months before Bizzle sent them his demo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5GldvKb0fw

“Man don’t need to cat tunes off you rudeboy,” spits the one who’s name I can’t remember, looking deeply hurt. “Man write hits.” He then goes on to insinuate that Bizzle is looking to cash in on the Camden trio’s success.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLk8WIOTmf0

Bizzle responds by pointing out how big his house is. “Check the TV though, dunn know. BAM!” He then instructs N Dubz not to “gass the people” by showing files called “rough mix”. “That don’t prove nothing!” he barks, pointedly, and proceeds to show an email in which Tulisa appears to like his demo, suggesting extra vocal parts that could “spice it up”. No embedding of the video is allowed, however, and comments are disabled. Dude, internets don’t like that ish!

“Look at this table! This is Italian glass table fam!” he concludes, with a flourish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMpGLzS9BNU

Then DAPPY gets involved! UH OH! He’s coming at your ass with METADATA!

We proceed to get a lengthy lecture on the content of N Dubz’ metadata.

(Also, I learn from this video N Dubz use SOUNDFORGE! Snap!)

“Where can you modify the date?” gibbers Dappy, excitedly. “It’s impossible bruv! It’s impossible!”

Bizzle responds by pointing out that a person could show a file and play a different song. DUH! However, he has blocked his video from being embedded. AND disabled comments. Again. This won’t help His cause, and might give the WRONG IMPRESSION. But I understand. N Dubz stans go hard on the internets, real talk. Those little buggers could swarm a man’s site and merk that thing into tiny dead pieces. BAM! I still get about a hundred hits a day from people seaching “Tulisa swine flu” and “dappy hat”. TRUE TALK.

“Man’s not 12 years old fam,” notes Bizzle, sternly.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?!?!

EDIT: Bizzle just hit me up to let me know he’s sorted the Embedding issue. Cheers Biz!

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, March 9th, 2010