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WATCH: Rebecca Black – Friday

“Gotta make my mind up, WHICH SEAT CAN I TAKE?”

Pretty much the ultimate song. I quit, this is untoppable.

I wonder how much they paid that rapper dude? And why didn’t they ring me?  I am all about the fun fun fun.

Saying that, I can’t drive.

Fuck, I can’t drive and those 12 year olds can. How embarrassing.

EDIT: Ark Music Factory are the evil masterminds behind this, and many other terrifying works. What a world.

— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, March 16th, 2011

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  • Jeremy Kitchen

    shit…she makes me sound like i don’t know what I’m doing….
    and Sunday, just so you know, comes afterwards

  • Cannock Bloke

    Absolute Genius.

    I like the part where she sings.

    • Cannock Bloke

      LOL.

      We so excited. x_x

      But in non-satire world, I seriously wonder how it sounds without it being autotuned to fuck?

  • Simon

    I love that all her friends have braces, and they are allowed to drive in the US at age 12 :)

  • http://twitter.com/SAULiO91 Saul Pearce

    I liked the bit where she looked right at the camera with a blank, expressionless face…

    There’s absolutely nothing going on behind those eyes.

  • http://twitter.com/baelion Ben Hall

    quick, get some autotuning and lose all your passion and meaningful lyrics. then you stand a chance to top her!

  • Thetrumpet

    The female Justin Beiber has arrived….

  • http://twitter.com/ZenPyramid ZenPyramid

    …right,
    well,
    that’s that then.

    You are,
    now,
    officially redundant.

    What’s more,
    she’s barely half your age!

    How embarrassing
    for you…

  • http://twitter.com/Richotron Rich Morgan

    You know we mock but that motherfucker will probably be number one and then where will we be?

    Almost exactly where we are now.

    I can’t help but think that it’d be quite funny to promise these wannabes a pop song and then turn their efforts into some kind of Sunn 0))) dronecore. Point at the small print “genre may change suddenly and without warning as inspiration strikes”.

  • David Cameroon

    The my Jeans one is actually pretty catchy!

    *She wore those Jeans like me*

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nos.fuimos.todos.al.waste Daniel Zapata

    And you can always rap in your bike LOL

    XD

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nos.fuimos.todos.al.waste Daniel Zapata

    you can always rap in your bike XD

    LOL

    RESPECT

  • Lizacrunch

    dont stop akd…lol this is not goood at all
    duh
    her boice sounds sooo bad wtf
    thanks for the laugh akd

  • http://twitter.com/RaydomeGrimm Aidan Graham

    Shit off, WTF, it’s as if she has no inner monologue! She just, says things, it means nothing. It’s like Samuel L Jackson in the long kiss goodnight, singing about things he’s doing, but infinity times shitter!

    I shouldn’t have watched this after a night out for Paddies day and a half five start this morning, it’s melted what’s left of my brain……

  • Jeremy Kitchen

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81385522/

    this is the best version ive found

  • sparky

    I was on board with all those who thought this video was mindless drivel until I read this: http://i.imgur.com/5YOKA.jpg Clearly it is in fact an amazing piece of social commentary, accidental or not.