Nicki Minaj takes Tyler The Creator and co’s reanimated swag to Broadway. Presumably hundreds of thousands of terrified Americans have taken this a definite sign of the apocalypse and have fled to their bunkers.

Or, as Dangerous Minds had it:

I thought I had taken some Ambien and wandered into a theater where a triple bill of Showgirls, Flaming Creatures and The Exorcist were playing simultaneously while a popcorn machine was ejaculating giant buttered nuggets into my lap causing my scrotum to pulsate like a vibrating bed in a sleazy motel somewhere on Route 666. And I loved it!

— By Akira The Don on Monday, February 13th, 2012