“Don’t let the oil crunch catch us out in the way that the credit crunch did.”
Richard Branson

My girl’s reading dude’s autobiography (Losing My Virginity: The Autobiography, hahahaha) right now, so i’m getting a ton of second hand Branson stories. I like the one about him being up in this balloon that’s going to crash into the sea, and the guy he’s with jumps out, and he’s like, “I am Richard Branson! I will find a way!” so he stays in the balloon for half an hour wondering what to do before conceding that the balloon is buggered, and jumps into the sea, where he is immediately rescued, unlike the other chump who has to stay in the freezing cold irish sea for an additional four hours or something.

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, February 16th, 2010