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By Akira The Don on Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Friends Of Mine is still my TTOAT you know. This is from his new LP, Minor Love,which I have yet to hear. Anyone? does it all sound like Lou Reed?

— By Akira The Don on Thursday, February 18th, 2010

By Akira The Don on Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Gonzales name change is official

STREAM: Chilly Gonzales – Pianist Envy

From the desk of The Gonz:

I am Chilly Gonzales, the sad musical genius. Some of you may know that I was born Jason Beck, but Jason is dead to me now. I have permanently and legally changed my name to Chilly Gonzales.

The Canadian name police finally found a young Mexican-Canadian boy with the name Chilly Alejandro Gonzales.

To trademark this name I had to buy his identity for a pretty penny, much as my fellow piano-man Billy Joel™ had to.

Money changed hands.

And I believe that my name change has already brought some positivity into the world, if only by lifting a large Mexican-Canadian family out of poverty into middle-class aspiration.

To celebrate me becoming me, I offer to you the first-ever piano mixtape “PIANIST ENVY”. My declaration of defiance to the rappers and beatmakers who, unbeknownst to them, leave space for my musical imagination.

You know those rap beats and electro songs – the ones with almost nothing in them? Tipsy, Grindin’, A Millie, Rollin’ and Scratchin’, Single Ladies? Well, I go all Liberace on these beats with my piano and my orchestra. Claude Von Stroke, 50 Cent, Kelly Clarkson, Rocky Balboa and Gonzo himself all make cameos.

Go here to get something ( a free download of the mixtape ) for nothing.

— By Akira The Don on Thursday, February 18th, 2010

By Akira The Don on Thursday, February 18th, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc09HB7nEbA

Just Blaze keeps on blazing, Jay Electro keeps amazing. This is so blaow.

— By Akira The Don on Thursday, February 18th, 2010

By Akira The Don on Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Behold! The year 2000 as envisaged by German confectioners from the year 1900! THEY WERE SPOT ON THE MONEY FOR THE MOST PART! APART FROM THE CLOTHES! THEY BUGGERED THAT PART UP!

AIRPORTS!

ALSO AIRPORTS!

DENIED US BY SINISTER FORCES WITHIN AIRPORTS!

BLOODY HAARP!

See. Amazing. See more over here.

— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

By Akira The Don on Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

More from our hero:

“Represent gingers! I’m not gonna say Ginger Power because that would be retarded and I’m not retarded.”

Gold.

In other news, this dude, spotted by Charlie, is pissed off that Coppercab’s selling T-Shirts. Ur, why?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTyv1_aMXKc

— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

By Akira The Don on Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Spitta’s new LP is called Pilot Talk, and it drops March 23rd, 2010

— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, February 17th, 2010