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By Akira The Don on Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

STREAM: Eminem – Despicable Freestyle

Someone needs to come up with a word for these versions of other people’s songs that don’t have choruses but are certianly not made up off the top of their heads, or kicked in one take.

ANYWAY!

Em goes in superfast and aggressive over Drake’s Over and Lloyd Banks’ Beamer Benz or Bentley.

And the internets goes nuts.

Recovery might be listenable after all!

BLAAAAAAARP!

Have at ye lyrics, transcribed by Stan!

I come around like what goes around
What goes up must come down, anyone who comes up must go down
Might aswell go for the gusto now
Better not let up, better not let them breathe
Last shot, give it all you got
Try to turn me down bitch, get fucked with a volume knob
Fuck all you snobs, hoes now i hope all you rot
2 bottles of lupiderm and a box of condoms is that all you brought
And you want a Ménage à trois you twats
Fuck that i’d rather turn this club to a ballroom brawl
Get rowdy as roethlisberger in a bathroom stall
Like a leaf stuck in a vacuum ya’ll
ain’t nuttin but a whole lotta suckin’ going on in rap
Yeah but I’m home, back for the bone, back in the zone
leave him alone you don’t wanna go eggin him on
It’ll never be my chair that you own
crown so tight that it cuts all circulation
no air to the brain no oxygen other words it’s no air to the throne
When i die so does hip-hop
hitchcock did a shit bitch ass doc got his zip locked in a bag
you fags ain’t been able to fade me since kid rock had a hi-top
keep bloggin while i’m mind boggling i zone like im in the twilight dog
get off my bone, this is my mic dog and i like hoggin it
flow so wet ima take this beat tabboggoning, im water loggin it, im soggin it
pull your verse out the beat and stomp on it
suplexing it on cement like im on some straight outta compton shit
take this dick and chomp on it, im so bad i could bitch slap a back handed compliment
jackass, eat a donkey dick, the game i just about conquered it
like donkey kong, im bonkers bitch im the king of this honkey shit
i reign supreme in this honkey shit
no screaming and arguing makes no difference whether a benz or a bentley or a beamer’s the car you in
you think you ball well i bomb it, i throw up bombs when i vomit
i throw down in the kitchen might hit your mum with my omlete
but you got egg on your face, now watch me drop it atomic
i should be strapped to the chest of a kamikaze bitch
im as bat shit as ozzy it’s obvious you can tell right off the bat
no pun intended but come any closer i’ll bite off your head
trying to give me the finger’s like giving a spider the web
I’m just gonna spin it and use it to my advantage
i catch a fly in that bitch, you think you fly, you just food
i give as much of a flying fuck as that superman dude
Guess I just do what you can’t do, i make you look stupid and bamboozled
confused as usual and you can ripped she can open a can too
you better hope you can handle the heat or stay the fuck outta hells kitchen
i came to cock block like a square, fucking male chicken?
Yeah, it’s shady slut the rest can suck on a big one
Im as despicable as daffy duck when im spittin’

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

By Akira The Don on Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

You wanna watch Game engaging in some product placement on a tube car for 20 minutes? Get in there!

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

By Akira The Don on Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

AHAHAHA! LOOKIT THAT THING! AMAZING!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

* falls off chair

I dunno why that cracked me up so much. BUT IT DID! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

They called that thing Einstein, you know.

* dies

Via CBBC

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

By Akira The Don on Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

This song is HARD.  And the video has a COOL GUYS DON’T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS moment right at end! YES! I love those!

Context:

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

By Akira The Don on Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

5 years after it’s release, R.A. drops this video for his legendary verse from his Jedi Mind Tricks guest appearance. I dunno how they feel about being cut out of the picture, but this remains: One of the best vocal performances on record of all time.

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

By Akira The Don on Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

Bless them. There’s a dope interview with South Park co-creator Matt Stone at Pitchfork right now also.

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, April 27th, 2010