Nicki Minaj is the nicest emcee I have heard in what they sometimes call a hot minute.
Obviously, I herad her on the Lil Wayne mixtape. I shall not front. That “you be Harry Potter I’ll be Hermoine” line kinda weirded me out, but it did stick like Smash Hits posters in ’87. Today I heard a couple more of her tracks, and she is bananas. She’s not saying much other than “I like money” and “I like dick” right now, but then neither’s her new label boss, and he was my favourite emcee till last week. It’s not what she’s saying, it’s HOW SHE’S SAYING IT.
There is a situation causing me grief right now, that is, apparently, intimately connected to the following horrorful event:
TWO men were abducted, attacked and robbed in Stoke Newington
The men, aged 35 and 50, were taken from Wilmer Place on
Friday before being assaulted and were forced to accompany
their kidnappers to other parts of London where they were
They were eventually freed the day after and were treated in
hospital for their injuries. They have since been discharged.
They were kidnapped by four men. One is described as a slim
32-year-old Asian, who is 6ft tall. He has short,dark hair
with a dark goatee beard. He was wearing a brown leather,
waist-length jacket, black trousers and black top.
Another attacker is an athletic-looking Asian, who is 6ft
tall. He has short black hair and is clean-shaven. He was
wearing a grey T-shirt, Army combat trousers and boots.
The third man is white with an Irish accent. He is aged 30 and
between 5ft 10ins and 6ft. He has short, greying hair and was
wearing green overalls and Army style black boots. The other
attacker is a stocky white man.
Police are appealing for witnesses and anyone with any
information should call Det Sgt Mike Wade at Hackney CID on
020 7275 3644, or Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.
What this means? It means I may soon be looking for new walls. In Stoke Newington. All rich people with spare houses they wish to be inhabited for small sums, be in touch.
I dunno how many of you have noticed, but this website has died three times this month already. I don’t know why, but over the past few months this website has gotten stupidly popular (woo hah), to the point where a bandwith allowance that used to last a month now lasts just over a week. I am about to run out again, and given my rent’s due shortly, those Stunners CDs need paying for today, ETC., I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to keep this ugly red bitch afloat. We shall see. But if this thing dies any time soon, you’ll know why.
In other news, the new Kanye joint is really beautiful. And Kanye’s a clever man. I was wondering what it was that was so great about Young Jeezy’s records the other day. I realised it was the adlibs. Now, dudes like me and Kanye would sound silly going “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! AH HAAA!” all over our songs. Kanye’s solution? Get someone else to do it. Result? Large sounding song. Clever dude.