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October 2013
Thursday, October 31st, 2013

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Right, quick power sleep, got day Two of the epic ATD CROOKED video to ace in a few hours…

PEACE!

— Thursday, October 31st, 2013

By Akira The Don on Wednesday, October 30th, 2013

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LOLFAX>

No idea who did this, but big up them anyway, beautiful work. Shaving is part of the conspiracy to keep the Western Male in a permanent state of easily manipulatable boyhood.

— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, October 30th, 2013

By Akira The Don on Wednesday, October 30th, 2013

“Don’t tell a muh tell a oh tee one yuh know’s true that I fucked your mum
on a dip in a bush man up the fanny cos I swear down blood there’s a bus and it’s a TRANNY!”

At least that’s what it sounded like he said. I think most of it is right, if anyone can work out the bits I’m missing please let me know.

Rah though. This kid’s ten and he’s basically saying the same shit I was when I was 19. He’s better than I was too. He’s evidently very clever, I hope his teachers are nurturing that blatant gift he has for creative linguistics (YEAH RITE). I see a bright future for him, unless THE SYSTEM takes him down first.

That big one’s super funny, I used to know a dude like him called Tom in Beaumaris back in the day, kinda mentally retarded older dude who hung out with kids half his age, the kind of company in which he felt like a king.

Anyway. Been saying this for ages, but NORTH GOT NEXT!

Via the mighty Grime Report.

SMITHY BOY

 

— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, October 30th, 2013

By Akira The Don on Wednesday, October 30th, 2013

What’s this music from? It’s bugging the shit out of me.

Young Xavier is such a Tory-looking thing, it is difficult for me to watch him and not wish a thousand nukes upon his visage. DINKLAGE THO.

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— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, October 30th, 2013

Monday, October 28th, 2013

WOW ART!

WOW! FINE ART!

Meanwhile, I’m shooting my most ambitious video to date this week. We need extras for a nightclub scene, so if you can be in London on Tuesday, holla at Letitia S Jones at Gmail dot com.

GODSPEED LOU REED.

PS:

Youth. ATD, aged 11, North Wales.

Akira The Don age 11, North Wales, avec le Undercut of BASE

 

— Monday, October 28th, 2013

By Akira The Don on Sunday, October 27th, 2013

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Lou Reed was one of the greatest to ever do it. His music, always on in whatever house I ever lived in, has inspired me for my whole life. His autobiography scarred me. New York is in my top ten LPs of all time. And Vanishing Act, from his recent The Raven LP, is the greatest song about death I ever heard.

GODSPEED LOUD REED, WARRIOR POET.

It must be nice to disappear
to have a vanishing act
to always be looking forward
and never looking back

How nice it is to disappear
float into a mist
with a young lady on your arm
looking for a kiss

It might be nice to disappear
to have a vanishing act
to always be looking forward
never look over your back

It must be nice to disappear
float into a mist
with a young lady on your arm
looking for a kiss

It must be nice to disappear
to have a vanishing act
to always be moving forward
and never looking back

How nice it is to disappear
float into a mist
with a young lady on your arm
looking for a kiss

Looking for a kiss
float into a mist

— By Akira The Don on Sunday, October 27th, 2013