Swear down, my tummy did a backflip and tried to escape up my neck at the end of this.

“Alien DNA”. AHAHAHAHA!

Sweet Jesus, I sweat I have never been so excited about a piece if art in my life.

— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

The full original version of the beloved and glorious HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA megasmash. Thank you Slackcircus.

Popular edited version:

Five hour version:

http://youtu.be/6GggY4TEYbk

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

http://youtu.be/H0MwvOJEBOM

Thank you.

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVIL JARED!

I met that dude a few times back in the day. dude is truly, defiantly, joyously Evil.

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

Holy shit. That up there’s Xtra Xtra  Stupid Magazine’s Freshmen 2012 cover (AKA The Gift That Keeps Giving). And, aside from all the other craziness, that really is drunken master French Montana, co-author (FREE MAX B!) of akirathedon.com’s 2009 mixtape of the year, Coke Wave, wearing a fucking BEAR CUB on his head.

Those drooling spaztards at PETA are gonna have a field day on this shit. Maybe they’ll make one of their domestic-violence-is-sexy videos about it.

Insert your own Frenchie knows how to get a head in the rap game joke here.

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

YES.

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, February 28th, 2012