http://talklikewarrenellis.com/

Funny cos its true.

— By Akira The Don on Thursday, August 27th, 2009

WOW. I was wondering how Larry David was going to top the incredible last season of Curb… and now I know.

From EW:

“Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer together again? Get out! It’s true… For season 7, the co-creator of Seinfeld decided it was finally time to reunite the gang from his old, pathologically revered NBC sitcom, who up until now had resisted the urge to re-emerge. The story line, which starts in episode 3, is sprinkled over five of the season’s 10 episodes as Larry recruits the cast, then plans and tapes the big Seinfeld reunion… David is cagey on plot details, and will only hint that “Larry attempts to get [his estranged wife] Cheryl back, and the Seinfeld reunion figures prominently in that.”

Wow. The only bit I don’t like about that is getting Cheryl back bit. Screw that bit. Ur, why?! She’s a dick! Larry’s new chick was way awesomer. Oh well, I am sure it will be funny.

— By Akira The Don on Thursday, August 27th, 2009

Ah, Bashy back in the day. Here he is talking about how he will never go to the Mobos and he’ll stick a gun in your mouth if you annoy him and he “invested dough in white dust.” Ur Mum Vol 1 was a hot mixtape. I remember bumping that in the whiplash on the way to San Francisco back in ’05. The Yank I was driving with was like, “these UK guys are too hardcore.” Ha!

Fast forward to ’09:

I saw Bashy re-Tweeted on Twitter earlier begging for Mobo votes. DAMN.

— By Akira The Don on Thursday, August 27th, 2009

STREAM: Nipsey Hu$$le ft Snoop Dogg – Gangsta’s Life

Of COURSE the lil’ Nippa done did a joint with his Uncle Snoopy. Of course it’s called Gangsta’s Life. Of course the beat sounds likea 90s Dre knock off. Of course it knocks. What the funk was you thinking?

BONUS:

Here’s Nips talking about Snoop and stuff.

— By Akira The Don on Thursday, August 27th, 2009

STREAM: Drake ft Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem – Forever

This is a very creepy, insincere record.

It’s gonna be huge.

Jay-Z’s gonna be pissed.

— By Akira The Don on Thursday, August 27th, 2009

This made me quite emotional.

Wow.

If one of those human haters ever says anything to you about how humanity hasn’t achieved anything significant and deserves to go the way of the dodo, show them this.

WE ARE AWESOME MASTERS OF ILLUSION!

If nothing else.

— By Akira The Don on Wednesday, August 26th, 2009