Shatner: “There must be something else inside George that is festering, and makes him so unhappy he takes it out on me…”

Interviewer: “It’s possible that he just wanted to invite just the intimate people in his life.”

Shatner: *baffled

— By Akira The Don on Monday, April 20th, 2009

On Tim Hardaway:

“Your smooth choclatey head, glazed in man sweat… One day, when you least expect it, I will have sex with you!”

George Takei is a G!

— By Akira The Don on Monday, April 20th, 2009

— By Akira The Don on Monday, April 20th, 2009

If they can attempt to reconstruct dinosaurs NOW, argues Shatner’s Basson, they can bring him back in the fucking Star Trek movie.

Which is true.

Insert your own obvious jokes, I think the guy is awesome.

— By Akira The Don on Monday, April 20th, 2009

Yeah, that’s a beautiful look right there. 50 and the OG Fergie. Awesome.

— By Akira The Don on Monday, April 20th, 2009

Fucking awesome.

More dope here.

— By Akira The Don on Monday, April 20th, 2009