Fucking hippy!

Nice one Guido.

Dave denies all.

Guido does science gif:

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Yeah, you read that right. Kal Penn, real name Kalpen Suresh Modi, the guy who plays Kumar in the stone-cold stoner classics Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle and Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay has been given a job by Barack Obama.

NO WAY DUDE!

Yep, Kumar’s off to work in the Office of Public Liaison, where his role will be “to connect the President with Asian, Pacific Island communities and arts groups,” according to the BBC.

Penn told journalists he felt his calling was in public service, adding, “It’s not like I’m retiring from acting. I certainly intend to come back at some point.”

Awesome.

— By Akira The Don on Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

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Damn, someone needs to hook me up with this beat. It is so mine. It is SO choice!

— By Akira The Don on Monday, April 27th, 2009

Snyyyyyyyyyyyder!

Dunno who did this, Colin sent it me. It’s kinda sweet though, no?

— By Akira The Don on Monday, April 27th, 2009

Well, that’s nice. Not only does David Miliband have a Twitter account, but he’s been using it to connect with young voters brag about his glamorous lifestyle.

“Thank God the labour party have a box at the O2,” wrote the current Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs. “Bob Dylan is sensational!”

Well, bully for you, braggedy pants. Its no wonder nobody buys NME anymore, when our politicians are reviewing pop concerts for us on the internets. And what did the former Foreign Secretary make of The Bard’s performance?

“Amazing, he’s given up all pretense of trying to sing. But even hearing the great man say, “like a rolling stone,” just epic.”

Wonderful. Nice to see our fictitious money is being spent as wisely as ever. Cheers Dave!

EDIT: Closer reading of the David_Miliband Twitter account and posts like, “The proleteriat make my head hurt!” suggest this to be an admirably restrained fake. Either that or dude is REALLY funny. Either way, some of that Ridonculous Web Dollar might be well served sorting such things…

— By Akira The Don on Sunday, April 26th, 2009

Classic.

We are such a backward culture, I swear.

— By Akira The Don on Saturday, April 25th, 2009