April 2007
Sunday, April 29th, 2007

Don’t moan. I have never done this before. Last holiday I had was ’94. True story.

Use this as an oppurtunity to speak amongst yourselves. Upon my return I shall be expecting some seriously intelligent discourse.



— Sunday, April 29th, 2007

Friday, April 27th, 2007

Check the brand new Stunners 130 MySpace for previews.


— Friday, April 27th, 2007

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

That there was taken by Natalie Gudgeon, she’s safe as fuck. She was snapping Wade and I this afternoon for the cover of Stunners 130. You’ll have something from that to listen to tomorrow, chill out!

Whaddya mean I’ve really gotten into the new Bright Eyes album?! I never cared for him before. This shit is magical. Reminds me of that Mercury Rev album. What was that Mercury Rev album we loved Wade? Had that shit about Spiders on it. Spiders and flies. I lost mine, I need to get that shit again. Anyway. I told Jeres, he said “wow, you’re on the ball.”

I said, “fuck you man! I AM the ball! And I roll where the hell I like!”

Well, I could have.

Oh yeah, sorry Mam. My Mam says I swear too much. My Mam must’ve been talking to that fool Russel Simmons. HAHAHA! I crack me up.

Hmm. Seen that Rudolph Giuliani chap? He wants to be president. He is trying to scare people into voting for him. He says if he isn’t voted for, brown people will kill all the nice white yankee doodle dandees. He also says terrorists “hate us and not because of anything bad we have done; it has nothing to do with Israel and Palestine. They hate us for the freedoms we have and the freedoms we want to share with the world.”


Bless his mad scheming little head. If you see Rudolph today, kiss that head. MWAH! Love for all, even nutbars.

— Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Akira The Don – Bootlegs & Remixes Vinyl

Shiny black vinyl, 10 tracks. Very limited – ie, I have a small pile of them I just found moving my LPs. These were pressed up and sent to DJs before CLONES came out. Click for tracklisting.

— Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Adam Walton and Me, The Edge Of Wales, late last year.

The Greatest DJ In The World, Dr Adam Walton, played the first preview of Stunners 130 on his BBC Radio Wales show last night. You can Listen again for the next six and a half days here. The track was played right at the end of the show, but I seriously urge any of you who’ve not checked out a Walton broadcast before to do so properly – it is a thing of some classical beatuty.

— Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007

“Wish Zef a happy birthday from us – his biggest fans! We have loved you and Zef since we saw Living In The Future on Newgrounds. Everyone we know loves all your songs and videos, and we all love Zef’s song! We will be singing it in art class on Monday because we can sing in art classes. Thanks again! Can’t wait for Stunners 130!



Anna, Emily and Laura

PS – here is another verse for Zef’s song:

Zef zef he is cool
we all love him in our school
Truth be told it is our dream
To be Zeffy Zef’s hareem”

Zef had a good birthday.Not only did he get a song – Zef loved his song, and from the emails and myspoaces etc seems y’all did too – his Mam bought him and his mate Tom down to London to visit his brothers. What a nice Mam! What a lucky Zef! Her boyfriend Keith followed them about the place with a camera because he is amateur paparazzi.

What Zef wanted to do was go on a boat and get a hat. So they went on a boat.

And Zef got a new hat from the Stoke Newington New Era Cap Emporium, that also sells ludicrously expensive Nikes.

Did I mention the boat? It was a pretty cool boat. If it hadn’t been for all the millions of other people filling up the lake and getting in the way of the oars, it would have been a very tranquil time. As it was, Zef, Tom and Adam were followed around the lake by boats full of teenaged girls. So it goes.

Thanks for all the messages, MySpaces, and emails suggesting CD makers. Hopefully one of these leads will bear fruit. Safety!

— Sunday, April 22nd, 2007