Look at that liger! Look at it! It is the child of a lion and of a tiger! It is as big as a pachyderm! It is tragically unable to reproduce!

But dems the breaks, kiddo. I, myself, have not been in bed either. I’m doing 12 hour shifts again, but this time I am not in hte freezer department of a food factory, but a nice studio called The Dairy in Brixton.

Also I have made 12 songs with my big silver magic piano and my laptop.

Look at the liger.

— Tuesday, February 8th, 2005

Over the past few days I have made 5 songs, sorted my room, had continuous acidy stomachey heart burn, and reviewed a bunch of albums.

Also we have real broadband now, as opposed to stolen, so I can see in my emails. I’m getting nominated for an award! What will I do if I don’t win? Sheet.

So, Houston, who had that tune with Nate Dogg last year, was in London last week, where he gouged his fucking eyeball out in a failed suicide attempt. That is harsh. I mean, this is a shitty town. And R and B is a shitty business. But that is some King Lear shit. Damn.

— Friday, February 4th, 2005

Now, when it comes to rape, you know. Id she says he did it, most likely he did it, or at least thought about it. So why is it, in the instance of A Lady VS Snoop Dogg, I’m not buying it? Maybe its the too distressed to work, and the being paid for for years, then sueing when the cash runs out. Ka-Chingy.

Oh, the Pope is ill. Boo hoo.

And Kilroy launched his new party! For my non UK readers, Kilroy was this lame but occasionally amusing datytime chatshow host who got sacked for writing a column in which he claimed all Arabs were suicide bombers and women haters, and became so upset he joined neo-fascists the UK Independence Party, giving an impassioned speech diring which he mused, “I like the French. I like the Spanish. I don’t neccassarily trust them, but I like them. I just don’t want to be ruled by them. I want to be ruled by my own people.”

In truth, Kilroy wanted to be ruled by HIMSELF, and quit UKIP when they wouldn’t let him be leader. So he set up his own party, Veritas, which he would lead. Whoo! “Our country” he wept at the launch, is being “stolen from us” by mass immigration. Eek!

— Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005